Certainly there have been cases in your daily life you have wondered "how can all … go so wrong? "In the case of double sex wonder! And here comes somewhere Murphy to give us some answers …

* Nothing improves with age.

* No matter how many times you do if you ever offered to use it because it will never be exactly the same as last time.

* Sex has no calories.

* The sex takes very little but has the power to create the greatest problems.

* The best remedy for sex is more sex.

* Sex apil is 50% of what we are and 50% of what people think about us.

* Never have sex with someone who works in the same office with us.

* Sex is like snow: you never know how many centimeters will fall and how it can last.

* The virginity is something that cured.

* When the wife learns to understand her husband, usually stops listening to him.

* Never sleep with someone who is crazier than you.

* The characteristics of a man who is attracted to a woman who just can not stand these years later.

* Sex is dirty only when done correctly.

* The best way to keep a man being in your arms.

* With the lights closed all women are beautiful.

* Sex is hereditary: if your parents do not, you will not even do.

* Before you meet the handsome prince will have to kiss many frogs.

* There are few things better than sex and some worse than that. But there is nothing like this.

* If we made the effort to understand the female psyche go to space research, now would sell hot dogs on the moon.

* You can not kid a month, leaving pregnant women 9.

* Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence on.

* It is better to love and be hurt than not love at all.

* Thou commit adultery. Unless you have an appetite.

* Never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you.

* Never fights with a woman when he is tired, or relaxed.

* The woman never forgets the man she had in her life again the man-woman who could not have.

* A man can be happy with any woman, not enough to love him.

* Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The remaining 8 are completely insignificant.

* When you smile, people always wonder what you think.

* Do not start something if you can not finish.

* There is no difference between a wise man and a stupid when they fall in love.